Arbitrary, but it makes me happy.

I’m sure that everyone that reads this cares so much about this, but yesterday was the completely arbitrary date of the two month anniversary with my girlfriend. Sure it’s not the most amazing thing ever, but dammit, I love each and every minute of it!

Life is great!

November 2nd, 2008 | by Chris | Posted in Thought Process | Tags: , | 1 Comment »

Progressive isn’t Progresso

I always think those soup commercials are going to sell me honest insurance, and vice-versa. This has created a question in my mind: what if these two companies with similar names merged? With the current state of the economy, don’t you think it would be fitting for these companies to venture into other areas, wise even? When getting an insurance quote, wouldn’t you like soup? Here are a few other ideas for this new insurance/soup combo:

  • Soup insurance
  • Soup in commercials
  • Free insurance with soup
  • Free soup with insurance
  • Insurance soup
  • Progressive flavors!
  • Progresso boat insurance

Okay. Those are all bad ideas. Maybe I’m just a horrible economist? I was CEO of Worldcom for a number of years. Did I say that? I meant nothing.

This thing has become so dead. And Shaine, tell me how to fix it. I’m confused!

October 27th, 2008 | by Chris | Posted in Visual Noise | Tags: | 2 Comments »

I LOVE MORRISSEY

I know. I’m listening to The Smiths.

So, if you’ve noticed, I’ve revived my old theme that I made way back in the summer of 2006. I have it to a working state with the newest version of Wordpress, and updated to be more contemporary with the times (the blog name changing). It’s my own, and I’m proud of it.

It’s fall break too! So, if anyone wants to come over and chew the fat, I’m likely to be very, very bored if current trends continue. If they don’t, I don’t want you over. You smell and suck to talk to. There, I said it.

Anyways, back to my love of Morrissey. His hair is awesome. His voice is awesome. His lyrics are awesome. Read the rest of this entry »

October 12th, 2008 | by Chris | Posted in Visual Noise | Tags: , , | No Comments »

Please Pardon The Dust

For anyone that reads this thing, I tend to get bored with it a lot and mess with the themes a lot. I’m trying to update the only one I ever made myself to work with a recent version of Wordpress. It’s working okay, but not ready yet. Which totally sucks. But it will be! Just you wait!

October 4th, 2008 | by Chris | Posted in Internet | Tags: , | 7 Comments »