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- November 2008 (5)
- 02: Arbitrary, but it makes me happy. (1)
- 04: Vote! (1)
- 09: You can still barrelhouse, baby, on the riverside. (1)
- 16: In Time I Shall (1)
- 18: Twenty (1)
- October 2008 (3)
- 04: Please Pardon The Dust (7)
- 12: I LOVE MORRISSEY (0)
- 27: Progressive isn’t Progresso (2)
- September 2008 (4)
- 13: Three Weeks Down (1)
- 13: I Was There (0)
- 14: This is awesome! (2)
- 27: Happy Happy Happy (0)
- August 2008 (7)
- 03: Chris Analyzes: Mushaboom by Feist (1)
- 11: I win this time! (0)
- 17: Hypocracy! (3)
- 18: Oh Feist… (4)
- 19: Now I know (2)
- 24: Pictures at Eight (1)
- 30: An Enigmatic Post to Display My Feelings to An Enigmatic Problem (0)
- July 2008 (10)
- 02: Review: In Bruges (0)
- 02: To appease my fans: (0)
- 04: Late Night Thoughts (0)
- 04: I miss the comments (1)
- 05: Karma: Why Does It Hate Me? (3)
- 07: An Observation (0)
- 12: What is this? (0)
- 15: Lucy the Australopithecus (0)
- 18: Chris Analyzes Something: Whole Lotta Love by Led Zeppelin (4)
- 26: A humorous request (4)
- June 2008 (9)
- 03: An explanation (0)
- 08: The Grand Poobah (3)
- 10: Break (0)
- 15: Review: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (0)
- 16: You know something? (1)
- 20: The Perils of Using Apple (boutique) Hardware (1)
- 20: It bears repeating (0)
- 23: The Penguin (0)
- 23: Goodbye, sweet prince (0)
- May 2008 (7)
- 04: I hate this thing (1)
- 05: I’m not a writer! (2)
- 10: I failed lab (0)
- 15: Where I stand (2)
- 16: Well, you’re not a baby anymore. (6)
- 29: To quote Voltaire: (3)
- 30: A teaser (3)
- April 2008 (4)
- 06: Overwhelmed with sadness (0)
- 08: Way to go Bob! (0)
- 14: That is so not fair! (3)
- 25: Everyday People (0)
- March 2008 (4)
- February 2008 (7)
- 02: How Does It Feel? (1)
- 07: Why am I suddenly so unhealthy? (0)
- 13: That Damn Dirigeable Post (2)
- 17: Grey Morning (4)
- 22: Something Worth Noting (1)
- 24: Bucket of Laughs (3)
- 28: Protected: Conclusion:
- January 2008 (12)
- 01: Welcome, 2008! (2)
- 07: Eff you May (1)
- 07: Angry! (1)
- 13: “I’d love to lie in the street nearly dead with that guy…” (0)
- 14: Hate. (2)
- 16: Original Gangsta’ (0)
- 16: Disregard my whining (0)
- 17: Well, this all really freaking sucks (0)
- 21: ~$1000 (0)
- 23: Sasquatch Ate My Big Boy Pants (2)
- 27: And back with the nonsense (1)
- 29: I AM HAPPY, DAMMIT! (4)
- December 2007 (15)
- 01: Well, had fun buddy… (2)
- 06: A hat! (0)
- 06: Redundancy (0)
- 08: I’m Not There (0)
- 09: To Make Everyone That Visits This Site Happier (0)
- 10: They Love Me! (0)
- 12: Biting (0)
- 17: Revisiting the Subterranean Highway (1)
- 19: Take care, Sam (0)
- 20: I think you mess (0)
- 22: Writing For The Sake of Writing (0)
- 24: I found Schrödinger’s Cat (it’s not a box at all!) (1)
- 29: The Holiday Spirit - I Eated It (0)
- 30: Oratory Misgivings (0)
- 31: Well, I’m in an amazing mood… (0)
- November 2007 (13)
- 03: Kids (1)
- 05: OH GOD (0)
- 08: Oh to be young again… (3)
- 11: Worthless…
- 11: Citizen Kane: First Impression (1)
- 13: Oranges (2)
- 18: I’ve made it this far, let’s keep going! (5)
- 22: (0)
- 23: Review: La Science des Reves (The Science of Sleep) (4)
- 24: May (0)
- 26: To Quote Ferninand Magellan: (0)
- 27: Of Lighting: (2)
- 27: House (1)
- October 2007 (8)
- 07: A Quick Status Update On Me (1)
- 14: A Half-Assed Attempt at a post (0)
- 14: Like a Rolling Stone (Through a Midieval Machicolation) (0)
- 18: Lazy Instructors… (2)
- 23: I’m Getting a Haircut (3)
- 26: I really do… (1)
- 30: Quickly! (3)
- 31: Accents (0)
- September 2007 (7)
- 03: An exception to my “Don’t post links” rule. (1)
- 04: Sub-conscience stress (1)
- 08: Hormones and potassium… (0)
- 08: Tuesday… (0)
- 20: Maylee is going to hate me (1)
- 23: I Quit (2)
- 28: I hate you Mandy Moore (4)
- August 2007 (7)
- 02: Don’t Date Friends (0)
- 09: Tear out the old pages; write a new book (2)
- 17: Stupidity has revealed itself; and its name is my ex (1)
- 18: Twenty-four hours to go…. (0)
- 19: Tommy (1975) (0)
- 19: Tomorrow… (4)
- 29: School, and why I apparently need to get laid (3)
- July 2007 (5)
- 26: Surprised to See Me Too? (0)
- 27: Robert Allen Zimmerman (0)
- 29: Quick Correction (2)
- 30: A treat for my fans (1)
- 31: Oh ho ho ho. (1)
- June 2007 (4)
- 01: Short and Sweet (1)
- 14: I renewed. (0)
- 24: Dearth of Posts (1)
- 24: Funkify me, Captain! (1)
- May 2007 (4)
- 04: The End is Nigh! (0)
- 17: Here you go. (0)
- 24: Drudgery (0)
- 25: Resultation (1)
- April 2007 (3)
- 08: Web Surfing and Thus Results (2)
- 23: As a Prodigy (0)
- 26: I Had a Long Original Post (1)
- March 2007 (4)
- 05: Youtube and Thehill88 (0)
- 19: Toothbrush (0)
- 25: I’m Sick. (1)
- 29: Let’s Do the Twist (0)
- February 2007 (4)
- 04: you can call me dolly (0)
- 05: insults. (0)
- 14: Maylee just told me off. (0)
- 20: Rocks Off (1)
- January 2007 (3)
- 08: On My Soapbox (1)
- 10: Webster v. Reproductive Health Services (0)
- 29: Hair. (0)
- December 2006 (8)
- 05: 12:30 (0)
- 06: And Now for Dr. Stupid… (0)
- 09: I Hate Dances (0)
- 09: ouch
- 11: Disheartening (0)
- 11: Sounds of Shovall (1)
- 26: Happy Boxing Day! (0)
- 31: It’s a New Year. (1)
- November 2006 (2)
- 05: Why Whatever a Haslem Says is Wrong (0)
- 26: A Plan for Plan 9 (0)
- October 2006 (5)
- 10: A Declaration of Me, and How Much a Kumquat Costs. (2)
- 10: Infrequency. (1)
- 10: Oscar Wilde Sucks. (0)
- 19: Somber (0)
- 30: In Leiu of Halloween (2)
- September 2006 (4)
- 06: First Thoughts: Mac OS X Leopard Developer’s Preview (6)
- 14: Dammit Clancy (1)
- 20: Ah Snap! (4)
- 26: Fumble. (0)
- August 2006 (3)
- 09: Intellect vs. Fun (0)
- 15: More Brain Food (0)
- 30: Well, (2)
- July 2006 (3)
- 04: Happy Birthday United States! (0)
- 12: How to make “FREE MONEY” (3)
- 21: Site is working (0)
- June 2006 (9)
- 01: Vlad Drakkula .45 Coffin Haus (1)
- 04: Raisin Bran (1)
- 05: Baby Jesus (5)
- 11: Week One: Accomplished (0)
- 12: Et Tu, Brutae? (2)
- 12: He loves no playseths! (1)
- 15: The Header (3)
- 18: Found Sound (I) (0)
- 23: Chris Reads Again (0)
- May 2006 (8)
- 02: Life Sucks (0)
- 06: Procrastination (2)
- 14: Somnambulation.net is 2! (0)
- 20: Plan 9 from Outer Space! (0)
- 22: Reborn (0)
- 25: My Boobs are… Non-existant? (1)
- 29: A Fun Sport For The Whole Family (Pt. II) (?) (1)
- 30: Protected: Christopher ? Anderson
- April 2006 (11)
- 02: Sorry(April Fool’s) (3)
- 05: Indefinately Postponed (0)
- 05: i texed u (4)
- 18: Rabid Banana and his isms (3)
- 20: A Great Track Practice (3)
- 22: Contemplationisms (3)
- 23: Scholomance is murder (0)
- 24: Down and Out! (0)
- 24: Indoor sporting games for the whole family! (2)
- 24: What Chris Doesn’t Tell Us (5)
- 25: My day. (I) (2)
- March 2006 (8)
- 01: That deaf, dumb and blind kid… (2)
- 06: My cat is a slut (1)
- 06: GANT icon set for Shiira (4)
- 11: It works! (1)
- 12: iPod is dead (10)
- 14: Hey everybody! (5)
- 19: iPod is Buried (1)
- 22: Procrastination (4)
- February 2006 (9)
- 05: How I go (0)
- 05: God, what the duck? (0)
- 07: Tea + The Who (9)
- 12: Clancy’s Hat (4)
- 13: Ya know what? (0)
- 13: My Computer is Sexy (2)
- 14: Mac: Fandom (1)
- 19: This is a placeholder (3)
- 26: I hate being sick (1)
- January 2006 (8)
- 05: World of Starcraft (review) (0)
- 09: Future Postings (0)
- 16: When I grow up, I want to be Chris Pirillo (4)
- 22: The Pirillo Effect (3)
- 22: The Future: My Family (2)
- 24: So-so (0)
- 26: I’ve *messed* up (edited because I live in Utah) (2)
- 29: On the site, and my state of mind (0)
- December 2005 (16)
- 04: Wealth of Fictional Characters (Rev A.) (3)
- 07: I hate me (4)
- 10: I’m lesbian (2)
- 10: Deaths that I will pay respect to (1)
- 11: Chris Reads Replex - Ep. 2 (3)
- 14: Protected: Life and his many insecurities
- 14: Weird Occurances (0)
- 16: Dort ist der Kampfhamster! (1)
- 17: I Sound Like a Mental Patient (6)
- 18: Sorry (0)
- 19: I lost me glasses (0)
- 20: Dvorak (0)
- 21: New Episode (4)
- 26: Happy Boxing Day! (0)
- 27: 2005 – The Update (1)
- 29: Welcome to Wordpress! (2)
- November 2005 (16)
- 01: I hate that fucking dog (1)
- 02: The Word “Fuck” (11)
- 06: Mr. Bill meets Salad Fingers - WIP (3)
- 07: Random thoughts (0)
- 08: Claymation Test 1 (2)
- 09: Knock knock… (1)
- 11: Whore Me (0)
- 11: No? (0)
- 13: I think I’m dying (0)
- 14: Err (2)
- 17: Bathroom (0)
- 20: I’m 17 now (4)
- 21: Should I? Would I? Could I? (1)
- 22: I say the darndest things (4)
- 26: I’m Lazy (Reloaded) (3)
- 28: Snowynessitude (2)
- October 2005 (19)
- 01: It’s October already?! (0)
- 03: Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends (1)
- 06: Score! (5)
- 09: New Dog (3)
- 10: How Pottery has changed my life (3)
- 12: Nerdery (9)
- 17: Digital Subscriber Line (1)
- 17: Mysterious Picture (4)
- 18: Not So Happy
- 19: How? Why? What? (0)
- 20: Huh? (4)
- 22: Kevin Costner pisses me off (0)
- 22: A Bittorrent client that DOESN’T suck (2)
- 23: Headpigeons (0)
- 27: Droogs (4)
- 28: Quote thingy (2)
- 29: I need a life! (2)
- 29: I have moved! (1)
- 31: Arrogant Fool! (2)
- September 2005 (13)
- 02: 1 week over (0)
- 03: Kill me now (0)
- 05: I love my Macintosh (0)
- 06: Digg feed! (0)
- 12: I’m being pulled (0)
- 15: The Most Annoying Thing Ever (6)
- 17: I’m not being pulled (0)
- 19: The Daughter of Spiderzilla (2)
- 22: Awesome! (0)
- 22: Happy Birthday Family Members! (0)
- 25: Time Limit is officially dead…again (1)
- 28: Colorblind!? (1)
- 30: What teachers have to say about me… (1)
- August 2005 (14)
- 03: Mega Man Effect (0)
- 04: Somnambulation.net: Beta (0)
- 04: Don’t Stop Me Now (1)
- 07: Don’t Stop Me Now (part zwei) (0)
- 08: My iMac hates me (1)
- 16: Review: Internet Explorer 7 Beta 1 (4)
- 17: School Days (4)
- 18: New Hard Drive :D (0)
- 18: Kind of a crappy summer (0)
- 18: I have Skype (0)
- 20: How to make Safari sexy (0)
- 20: Kingdom of Loathing Clan (4)
- 26: More crap on this layout (0)
- 28: Firefox 1.6a1 (Super alpha release) (0)
- July 2005 (19)
- 01: Natural beauty (1)
- 04: More on Dr. Pepper (0)
- 06: Don’t Eat Bagels. (1)
- 06: And have I ever told you…. (0)
- 07: A summary of June (after school) (0)
- 07: London bombings (0)
- 08: Inevitable (0)
- 09: Good day (0)
- 09: habits (0)
- 10: I will give myself sexually (2)
- 13: I feel horrible (1)
- 17: I added a theme switcher (4)
- 22: Review: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (0)
- 27: RANDOM BOREDOM EXTRAVAGANZA! (0)
- 27: MORE ON RANDOM BORDOMNESS! (0)
- 29: Stuff I need to do (0)
- 29: Fetch Art (0)
- 29: I am sinning (0)
- 30: Rossi! Don’t leave! (0)
- June 2005 (9)
- 02: School’s out, and my life is mundane (2)
- 07: Another challenge (0)
- 08: Digg it (1)
- 08: iPod woes (5)
- 11: Bad Dr. Pepper clones (6)
- 14: Reasons why Gamestop is awesome (3)
- 17: I feel so nerdy (the bad kind) (1)
- 21: Freeware for OS X (0)
- 24: I have cancer (1)
- May 2005 (11)
- 03: Oh man (0)
- 08: Tiger’s Dashboard, a risk? (0)
- 09: Completely random (3)
- 14: I feel dirty (5)
- 16: 1 year old (1)
- 19: A Tiger at School (0)
- 20: Grrr… (1)
- 22: Review: Mac OS X 10.4 (Tiger) (1)
- 23: Dear Park is out! (0)
- 27: Maxwell must go free! (0)
- 30: End of an oddly short weekend (year 2) (0)
- April 2005 (9)
- 01: I’m so trendy! (0)
- 02: Review: Quicksilver (1)
- 05: Karma Chameleon (4)
- 13: I’ve sold my soul to Apple (2)
- 13: OMFGROFLMAO (1)
- 19: Revenge of the *Bleep* (0)
- 21: Review: Mac OS 10.3.9 (0)
- 23: A quick thought (0)
- 25: 4…more…days (0)
- March 2005 (11)
- 01: Gratuitous 1337 sp33k (2)
- 04: liek omg!!! (0)
- 07: Spatial euphoria (0)
- 07: Orange you glad I didn’t say banana? (0)
- 12: I hate you all (3)
- 13: Silent Movie (40/50) (0)
- 14: A solemn reminder to how fragile a life can be (0)
- 16: Wow, the internet is inhabited by retards (0)
- 22: Well, I’m lazy (1)
- 25: Pre-Review: Mozilla Camino (0)
- 27: Good health is like glass… (1)
- February 2005 (8)
- 02: Gmail invites=50…wtf? (4)
- 08: Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (38/50) (0)
- 10: My introduction to the terminal (0)
- 17: I’m back!? (0)
- 21: GANT 3 (0)
- 23: Make your own 20 GB iPod Shuffle! (2)
- 25: My mouth is killing me (0)
- 28: Grammar dumber… (0)
- January 2005 (8)
- 11: Me and my stupidity (0)
- 14: Introducing, the Apple iProduct! (0)
- 16: Ma, come quick! The blog’s sick! (0)
- 17: Review: Elements 1.0 (0)
- 21: Gonna get iPod-ed (0)
- 23: What would Jesus do? LOL (3)
- 25: A phenomenal report! (0)
- 26: Time Limit is back up (again) (0)
- December 2004 (10)
- 07: Mundane…ness? (0)
- 09: Abiword 2.2 (0)
- 14: Confused (0)
- 15: Mac OS 10.3.7 (0)
- 15: CONGRATULATIONS, YOU AREN’T ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL!!! (2)
- 22: Christmas break is upon us all! (0)
- 24: Insomnia (0)
- 24: PHOTOSHOP CS! (0)
- 26: Merry Christmas! (1)
- 31: An update on life (1)
- November 2004 (8)
- 06: Replacement (0)
- 11: Switched (0)
- 15: Lacking a verb (0)
- 18: Another year older (2)
- 24: Good FTP clients (0)
- 28: OS X woes (0)
- 29: I hate G4 (0)
- 30: A mere triviality (2)
- October 2004 (6)
- 02: I still have it. And by it, I mean a real thing (0)
- 05: Die, you conceited, ugly bitch (1)
- 09: Cavemen hate Geico (2)
- 14: That creepy, femme guy (1)
- 23: I hate Saturdays (0)
- 28: Unbearable
- September 2004 (6)
- 01: Gmail, and more school (0)
- 01: Windows XP service pack 2 (2)
- 05: …no (2)
- 22: Windows Media Player 10 (2)
- 28: omfgroflmao (0)
- 28: Megaman is back bitches (0)
- August 2004 (9)
- 02: So much FUN! (2)
- 06: New layout…again (2)
- 08: IRC clients a plenty (0)
- 11: The forboding truth…school (0)
- 13: Jesus loves me (0)
- 17: O_o (0)
- 18: Previous post=genius (2)
- 19: 3…more…days (0)
- 29: Goodbye Time Limit (2)
- July 2004 (8)
- 01: The impossible, is possible! (2)
- 05: Happy Independence day! (to non-utahns) (0)
- 08: Goddamn IE… (1)
- 11: My new title (0)
- 11: Cellular, modular, interactive-odular (0)
- 12: Gmail :D (1)
- 20: Tale of Symphonia <3 (0)
- 31: I am so lazy (1)
- June 2004 (15)
- 02: Sunburned, relieved, and spiteful (0)
- 06: I <3 you Rossi (0)
- 07: Skycoaster… (0)
- 14: Monkey see, monkey do (0)
- 18: win.ini > regedit.exe; autoexec.bat > regedit.exe; regedit.exe=shit (0)
- 19: Fuck SuSE! (1)
- 20: I need to learn webdesign…bad (0)
- 24: Domo-kun is god (0)
- 24: Hello world! (1)
- 24: Got up Wordpress! (0)
- 24: I’m lazy…..;D (0)
- 25: My new favorite artist (0)
- 27: Me hates headaches (0)
- 28: What a friendly email (1)
- 30: Drizz’l, the unrelentless scourge (0)
- May 2004 (5)
- 17: It’s up, I think (1)
- 18: If I had a nickel for every dime I had… (0)
- 21: Singin’ in the rain! (1)
- 26: And the award for most awards goes to… (0)
- 30: End of an oddly short weekend (0)